Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
if there were a moment and a character that embodied me, it would be this.
being a 21+ year old in a fandom full of preteens and teens
I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture
bae: come over
me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band
bae: my parents are not home